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level 21 pale necromancer; support main; tired.

commandtower-solring-go:

livefromtheloam:

calidotgov:

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congratulations piracy

Ad agency: Please don’t steal the King’s potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

Ad agency: you wouldn’t steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

beemovieerotica:

omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there’s a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just…stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

A brown dog holding a stuffed toy in her mouth while sandwiched between a sofa and a white dog, who is facing away.ALT
Cropped close up of the brown dog with the toy.  Her head is craned upward, she has bright blue eyes and is looking upward with a human-like expression of restraint.ALT

“god….grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy”

podsolfairy:

with adhd/autism it’s funny like. people will call you weird all your life, people will bully you for your “outlandish” behaviour, people will criticize literally everything you do as “not normal”, BUT THE SECOND YOU GET DIAGNOSED (or suggest you might have it) they’re like “huh what but you’re so normal, you’re literally the most normal person I’ve ever seen, you’re literally so normal and absolutely nothing is wrong with you? why would you have that now all of a sudden???”

were-ralph:

were-ralph:

Co worker: why are you still wearing a mask

Me: bc covid and monkeypox

Him: oh you can only get monkeypox if you’re gay

Me, seething internally: *is wearing a pride shirt*

This is just going to be a repeat of the AIDS epidemic all because America is homophobic

I would say “have we learned nothing” but this is definitely intentionally being used against LGBT’S, so yeah i think they’ve learned a lot.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

elenorasweet:

funnytwittertweets:

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Put your lazy meal in the tags

#I’m so sorry but it’s risotto and it does have chopped onion#in my defense I keep a giant bag of pre-chopped onions in thw freezer 

YOUR LAZY MEAL IS RISOTTO?? WHAT’S YOUR LAZY DESSERT, A FUCKING SOUFFLE? IS YOUR GO-TO QUICK READ WAITING FOR THE BUS THE FUCKING POETIC EDDA IN  ITS ORIGINAL OLD NORSE?

RISOTTO?? ARE YOU AN ALIEN???

sastheforestspirit:

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

iwilltryalittlearter:

iwilltryalittlearter:

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I can’t believe this got to 20k notes. Is there something about this that resonates with people on some level?

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lilly-isnt-here:

tenaflyviper:

lavender-truth:

lavender-truth:

0v9:

the-privateer:

sixmapleleafs:

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a “sleep with one eye open” threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

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He also collects crystals

I fucking love Gritty.

Every day is a good day when u got gritty on dash

antiqueanimals:

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There was Once a Fox. Written by Igor Akimushkin. 1985.



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